This page contains Sardarji jokes related to London, UK locations. Have a laugh and take it easy.
There was this Sardarji who was a non-smoker, one of his friends claimed that he can make the Sardarji a chain-smoker, It was a hundred bucks bet.
His Friend brought a pack of WILLS (cigarette) and told Sardarji that it was an abbreviation for "Women in London Love Sadars" (WILLS) The Sardarji loved the concept and started smoking and soon became a chain-smoker.
Now it was a turn of another of his friends, this friend claimed that he can de-addict Sardarji but for two hundred bucks.
This Friend also brought the Sardarji a pack WILLS (Cigarette) but told the Sardarji what WILLS if reversed (SLIIW) stands for "Sardars Look Like Indian Women."
The Sardarji left smoking!
A grey-bearded Sardarji boarded the Air India flight to London carrying a basket in his arms which he held close to his chest. He pressed the call-button to summon the stewardess. "Bibi," he addressed the girl kindly, "are you sure our pilot knows how to fly the plane properly? Do find out if he has a driving licence and has taken enough petrol for the journey." The girl assured him that the Captain was an experienced pilot and had taken enough fuel to get the plane to London.
A few minutes later he pressed the call bell again and asked the girl: "Find out if the engine was properly overhauled before we left and there is enough air in the tyres. Did he check them for punctures?" the girl reassured him again and asked: "Babaji why are you worried about your life? We will get you safely to
"I'm not worried about myself," the old man replied, "I am worried about what I am carrying in this basket. You see I have a son living in Southhall and he has written to me about tasteless battery produced eggs of England. So I am taking a few dozen eggs of desi murgees and I don't want them to get smashed on the way."
A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness, and tells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )
Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.) and goes back to sleep.
Santa & Banta were sitting on the bank of a Thames river in London, dangling their feet in the water.. Suddenly Banta let out a yell and the Santa said: `What is the matter?`
Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Some fine day Sardarji need fly to London in Boing 737. This is his first air travel and that to in Boing 737. So he is very happy to be in Boing 737. In that moode he is crying like a child that â€œBoing Boing Boing Boing â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..â€. By this behaviour from him all other passengers getting irretated. Then somebody went to Airhostess and inform about his childish manner.
Once a sardaji and his sardar friends went to London looking for decent jobs. Since he couldn't get one anywhere, he finally tried the zoo. When he asked for a job, the zookeeeper had only one for him. He said since the lion had been sick for a while, and the kids were missing him, he has to wear the lion's disguise and keep the children amused.
The other day Sardarji came to visit the Lloyds building in London. The wonderful lift is going up and down. Sardarji noticed with his wife kushvant that it is a marvellous thing. One old English lady got into the lift and lift stopped at number 8 and later came back to the ground floor . When she came out of the lift door Sardarji noticed that she is a young blond. He told Kusvant " you get in the lift and press number 8". She did and lost somewhere in the building. The lift came back and Sardarji noticed a blond young girl coming out of the lift. He put his arm around her and said " Kush I never thought that your hair will become so white". The lady told him " P .... off you bast..."
A surdarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?