funny jokes
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r
Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little
Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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