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• Funny Sardar jokes- Hi............................ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
• Conversation between a IT Husband and his Wife- Dear All.......... HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning! HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time. WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you! HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless!
• Sardarji Jokes for SMS- Sardar Jokes for SMS Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka
• funny jokes- If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
• jokes- 1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate 2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH 3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College 4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop 5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software 6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup 7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
• kavithai- நம்ம விஜய டி ஆர் த்ரிஷா கிட்ட காதலை சொன்னார்னா எப்படி இருக்கும்ன்ற ஒரு விபரீத கற்பனை! அன்பே த்ரிஷா, நீ தான் என் மோனாலிசா இழுக்க இழுக்க வர்றது ஜவ்வு! நான் உன்னை தாறுமாறா பண்ணுறேண்டி லவ்வு! ரவையை வெச்சு கிண்டுறது உப்புமா! நீ என்னை கண்டுக்காம இருக்குறது ரொம்ப தப்புமா!